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a town

 

any man feels like his fun is above

things that are stuck to go on and on (and on and on)

like all towns frown and have no fun 

so no one dared to not run a smile, when pissing was so easy

 

any minister feels stuck to smiles 

when he dares to run a town so hard

with youths so young by laws so old

that things go on and on

 

with laws incapable of stopping

he dared to clean and lay his plans

any minister feels stuck to promises

 

a town that ran by never stopping

but pissed and smiled from time to time

with laws so old and youth so young

and things stuck to go on and on

 

 

Kick-a-bout

shame sets footsies with people’s lives
tumbling down the gutter and screaming on the streets
with a kick and a smile-politics:
choking workers &
breeding (envy)

in-the-light of thatcher
by the blood of politics, blushing

to create 2 parties and 2 peoples 
by god, just nonsense;
but welcome

this & that + this = cap
per cents on spending
math bricks building rich
with rhetorical games
over a childs parent or a job seekers benefit –
politics and quirky words
minus people’s lives =
groups 

of devils and saints
how biblical
to preach of you widescreen TV eyed consuming
and fucking, multiple child rearing
and dwelling behind closed curtains 

oh how quirky words and fancy paint politics makes us
a neighbours enemy or friend

us & them:
with a line between
and barricades behind thoughts and actions -
a rumble of masses, shouting
either what the heck, or striving;
siding, swapping, running
to a political whistle that conjure
poor against poor people 

and it takes balls to run a game and make one, labour?
defenders to back us
but an mp would need courage to
lead devils
around landlords
and employees
a welfare being battered into incentive
that pays bread-crumbs;
your reflection
that you must look at and eat from 

a living wage is so little to ask for and so much to dream of
scrounging like a demon
you imagine
a house and a garden
and a street with trees
and a full fridge
and your friends smile
on a day off
but that is envy
that is a laugh and a slap - 

in-the-light of thatcher
by the blood of politics, blushing

then saying ‘pay up’
for plans
to balance deficits and banks
to pile our mountain and keep our land
im sure they think you understand 

believing 
in their cartoons
the ones that represent you –
not the angel, but the devil
any mp would need courage to
and even space and smiles to, but

a smile framed above todays new policies,
and not from a face you need:
reading… reading… reading… bleak:
a poor war
a future
& your neighbours
made unemployed
and grubby
struggling
& eventually  

homeless

looking for work that doesn’t exist
imagine:
looking for nothing

that red over a land-slide led
by them
and sliding
houses
(poorest)
striving
or warring 

with analysts warning
and todays maths building features -

amongst emptiness
and no lunch – 

of survival: - 

work: pay me. slay me. pay me. slay me

with a slash -
so by this time then
my head will be rolling with 10 percent of heads
rolling on a pitch of kicks and smiles
well-fare state: fare-thee-well 

look at them smiling 
white teeth and opposites
and measuring, setting the pitch with
claims to make work pay
and claims to make us pay - sliding to fall into their mess -
with claims of 1 in 6 of us has claimed benefits

what nonsense this is called techno-politics
a space. an argument:
an angel & devil ideology:
forever stuck to lines, a law
with a short straw
for you to stand on and pick
and be part of all of it

to hell with beliefs
and people

welcome warring
a big pit
& groaning

a deficit –
and our stomachs
with their mouths open -
with analysts, and politics
to massage and fix
like a fluffy toy
without a head – but never
mr chancellor has brains
and they really do mean it
respectfully thinking
whilst stabbing
friends of a cabinet
or people on the pitch

such as to kick
and smile at
with politics
behind the fence
and slurs -
stay out
to have a kick-about
we know and 

as if
to seriously slap itself

in-the-light of thatcher
by the blood of politics
blushes

 

Children (smiling)

We are not cooperate but we must sell, sell, sell. Sell, sell sell! Smile. You must approach customers and recommend her a tablet. What if she wants some headphones too? Smile. What else might she need? Laughing. What would you do? Persuade because well, yes, sell, sell sell! Fix glasses. Am I cool? You’re working to make money for us, but you can feel good that you can use your skills to help the business stay alive while you are tired did Virgin recover and thrive and get back up on their feet. They fell into administration. Did Woolworth’s? Administration. Curry’s? We got back up and are still here waves her fists ha ha! We are down under one billion for the first time ever and smiling. You may have read in the press? Has anyone read? What? Yes? Horrible things ha ha. Ridiculous. I am so scared of my position and the online businesses. We sell. Welcome individuality and you are part of the company and you – you are the people that make a difference during this time of year. So it’s crucial to provide the best service you can and do we only have a uniform and blue-eyed policy with blonde-haired preferred racism slip but look at Lucy she has pink hair and a full sleeve ha ha! I mean common all press is good press? Screwed eyes I don’t think so choking. But we take brown skin and black skin too and all types of people are welcome because we are human and we strive to sell but we work like robots and lie like children. 

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